![]() ![]() So did we just do the clothes? WHAT? How is this supposed to me any easier? (Granny used to wear that?) the ***?!? I was interested in what was going on and the way that the story moved was quick, fast paced. Doesn't look like we've changed our clothes. Crap, what if they look super lame?" I kind of love Melty She's definitely me inside. ![]() because I was super entertained I enjoyed Melty as a character "Inside this chest of my old adventuring clothes go ahead and take them with you." There's still gonna be *** here "Granny's old hand me downs. "I think you should be fine with a bottle of" "FRESH WATER and a sample of HOLY WATER and three bright RED HERBS." "Gotcha! so one FRESH WATER one HOLY WATER and three fresh RED HERBS" "I'll go get them!" But it wasn't super original, it was very like just fits into that category like fantasy RPG but I thought they did just a good job with giving you a lot of depth to it instead of it being just like really, really boring or lame I gave the story of Meltys quest four out of five goblin tongues. Alright, in terms of story- I give it 5 I just thought it had that traditional. The cutscenes or whatever you call them were, well done I thought they were very sexy I thought they uh, they were well drawn it was good art. It didn't blow me away it was just kind of "okay". (yeah) (and your sisters) And you have to rebuild it I guess (yes) and also just build other things to be able to continue throughout the world and in the process get gangbanged by goblins Yes! Which- thank God we figured out how to get gang banged by goblins and we'll get to that in a moment! let's go on with our scores today's rating is going to be goblin tongues very appropriate and we're gonna start with the graphics I give it 3 out of 5 I've got with tongues because it was good, it was decent art. "Those underground Empire whatever jerks!" "I'm never gonna forgive them for messing with my family like this!" "Don't die on me okay Rudolf?" Yeah we have to have sex Rudolf! "Yes just stay in that bed" the game involves doing quests as an RPG does in order to eventually hopefully save your castle. What is this outfit? "Yikes! Who is that girl?" "Just look at her!" "Where would you find a store that would sell clothes like that?" Is that really what you're thinking about Melty? Really? (Yeah I know) "I want some!" "The Grolodo Monster Empire is an empire made by monsters for monsters that will soon conquer the entire world!" "Sword Arts Carnelia Spirits!!!" (oh god.) *Sweet sound effects* (oooh) hOLY MOTHA! Damn Rudolf! "Uhg but it took all of my life energy." "All of my." "Chi" Can we, can we sleep with the butler? That better be an option. It's so lame that it's not "Melty's" We can call it whatever we want! "Your highness, Your royal highness "This is an emergency you have to listen." "I haven't heard a response but I'll be excusing myself inside" Oh it's Meltys room *snoring sounds* (Hey girl hey!) She's cute! She's sexy! *snoring sounds* "Oh princess just what are we to do with you?" "Whatever!" Earthquake! Uh Oh it's the ruin! Dude I'm telling you they're all dead! ("is that an earthquake?") I hope everybody's dead! I guess the underworld is rising up and for whatever reason are destroying the castle like, I wasn't paying super close attention to the plot because I'm just like "Where's the sex?!" good job Rory, good job. "So Meltes really didn't come?" I like Melty. They've all got- You know they're related cuz their big *** "So Meltys really didn't come?" Wait her name is "Meltys"? I know that's so weird I thought it was "Melty's" apostrophe (Meltes) yeah maybe it's Meltes? Oh, yeah you're right. OOOH I LOVE IT! IT'S SUPER OLD SCHOOL! I thought you would Now that's Dalia. ![]() don't lie! so Meltys Quest is a RPG game about a naive princess whose castle is being destroyed and she must save it. Let's just do normal? I mean Rory is an RPG pro. Kogal is a Japanese fashion culture that involves schoolgirls wearing an outfit based on their uniform but with very short skirts. Princess Awakening This girl's got giant pointy knockers. let's get started! Today we're playing a game called Meltys Quest. ![]() We're gonna go through them all so that you don't have to. There's a lot of good stuff there's a lot of bad stuff. And this is the very first episode of The Probe! What is The Probe Rory? Well it is a show where we play hentai games and we review them to see if they're worth playing or not. I CAN'T DO IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE Hey I'm Alison. Don't forget this okay when you have unprotected sex with someone and they cream pie. ![]()
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